Wild, Wild West. Days 51-53

Admin, admin, admin. The ceremonial last few miles of New Mexico, which felt completed to me as soon as I saw “Mile 0” on Highway 9 was delayed by various tasks that needed internet and of course, the clocks going back, but this at least meant Beer could join me for the border crossing and once again, performed admirably, even scolding me for messing around too much taking photos once he was into his stride. Casting one last glance eastwards up 9, we moved on and passed the Chiricahua Desert Museum on the way which looked great and I suggested that he and Nads should go there while I did a long second run. Nads has been so tolerant (the vast majority of the time anyway) of my myriad demands/requirements and hasn't really had much opportunity do much outside of these routines, so having someone else to share a fun thing like this is really welcome. It turned out to be brilliant, with well designed enclosures for local reptiles, insects and plants in a way that educates visitors about preserving the way of life in the Sonoran desert. I was a little sad I couldn't see it, but hey, I've had my share of lucking out so far. I feel lucky to have been in New Mexico, never mind run across it and now I'm here with two of my best mates at the Arizona border. I'll take that.

We encounter all sorts of people on the road, which is one of the best parts. Pretty early on today we bumped into two French cyclists, who'd ridden from Montana and were heading to Florida that I was able to impart some useful advice to, about my old mate, Highway 9, then at the next stop, a Swiss motorcyclist who was riding from San Diego (where he'd learned English in three months), again to Florida. He was worried about him running out of gas. No worries, I can tell you just where to go on Highway 9. The German unicyclist has yet to materialise, but if he needs any advice on Highway 9, I'm your man. I did of course, apologise for Brexit.

Our Harley riding friend rocked up as we having lunch at the monument commemorating the surrender of Geronimo, the famous leader of the Apache tribe. He surrendered to an American Lieutenant who had to ride into his camp with the terms of surrender. “Excuse me Chief...errr…I've got this for you. Any chance of me coming out of this...intact?” I had that feeling on the Highway 190 bridge, but I at least GoPro'd my adventure. Seriously though, what would that have felt like? Anyway, he made it and that is actually...history. Really important history. This was the end of all war with Native American people, for good in terms of finality and also for the settlers, generally, though as is always the way, could best be described as mixed, for the initial inhabitants, if you're wearing star-spangled glasses.

The late start meant little time for sitting around and I started to walk off lunch as soon as hit my rapidly enlarging stomach and began to run soon enough up a narrow road, meandering through and mostly up into the mountains that you could so easily imagine passing through in the 1800s only to see the silhouette of warriors on horseback on a distant crag, watching your progress… Initial impressions of Arizona's scenery is that it's no poor relation to New Mexico and the added feeling of being in real Wild West Country adds a new flavour to it. So much so we nearly got bold and attempted a mountain pass dirt road, after a local farmer said we'd do just fine in the RV, but sense prevailed and after a final, gloriously soundtracked (Cheers, shuffle DJ) and really enjoyable last 7 miles we sit atop one of these mountains, just off Highway 80. Incidentally, we got on it with 415 miles on display on the marker. I don't know if we're going to be on this to the border with California yet, but that's a BIG number.

P.S. Another big number is 1500. We went past that in miles today. I can't wait for a future occasion when someone asks me what my PB for the 1500 is at an athletics gathering. I'll go: “...oh about 7 weeks...”

Start: Rusty's RV Ranch. Finish: Highway 80, just after Boss Ranch (Liverpudlians and those with exposure to our kind will understand how good this is…). 35.08 miles

Today was one of those awkward, “let's get there” days. It's impossible to get excited about every day you run, or have a great end destination and to be honest, I'm glad of that. It lets you catch up, take stock etc. Finishing at an exciting destination means that nothing else will get done of that note and that's always a source of frustration to me as there is so much I have to do (or choose to do, rather) to help further the run. I wish I could just run and Nads does her best with that, but of course there's some things that only I can deal with. If I win the lottery then maybe I could just run and converse with you lovely people and it would be a lot more relaxing!

Anyways...it was another beautiful morning and not cold at all as I started my way down the road. There wasn't much protection at the side of the road, but traffic was so scarce it was grand. Maybe I've got a bit accepting of how grand the NM/AZ scenery is and this came to roost when Rick came out for the second run and was having the constant sort of wow moments that I seem to maybe even take for granted. I resolved to appreciate things more, after all, who knows when there would come a day where I wasn't running? Despite some climbs, the overall tone of the day was downhill and this meant we set a pretty brisk pace that felt easy and I could tell Rick was buzzing (justifiably so) with his efforts as we approached the outskirts of Douglas, where the cyclists of Rancho Feliz hailed from. I'd decided that we didn't need to add unnecessary miles heading into town as I'd spied a more rural short cut, but we drove in to check out what seemed a nice little town, the guys went to the supermarket and I drank far too much from the soda fountain. We did an interview for the local paper and Bruce from the Douglas Dispatch came out to take some shots on the way out of town. I was sort of glad he did, just in case as a few miles later we went past the Arizona State Prison in Douglas, which Beer was very upset wasn't called a penitentiary. What a cool word – somewhere where you go to be penitent. Or have fights. Peculiarly this was located next door to Douglas-Bisbee Airport. You would not lock the A-Team up here, they'd be away in no time. I mentioned I was glad about evidence of an official reason to be in the area existed. I was a little worried that running away from a prison, dressed in orange in fading light would lead to an awkward set of questions, but I escaped unscathed by the time I reached Jenny, where the guys had parked up at the side of the road and not where I'd advised. This was because they thought the road didn't go anywhere. I was pretty sure it did, so we agreed to disagree and we parked up for the night in a slightly safer place, for each of the respective parties, pedestrian and vehicular to in the words if Fleetwood Mac “Go your own way” in the morning. Can you see where this is going?

Start: Highway 80, just after Boss Ranch. Finish: 7 miles short of McNeal on Highway 191. 33.4 miles

So. Good early start, me ready to have a great rural run rather than the pretty hectic 191 and the guys ready to meet me later. It seemed apt that on election day, we were faced with a divided camp and a decision to make. A mile and a bit down the road I realised that I'd backed the loser and the moral of the story is listen to SatNav, rather than Google Maps when following walking directions. If a road doesn't exist on SatNav, it doesn't exist, despite Google's protestations. I did get to read some interesting info on the Leslie Canyon Wildlife Refuge, dedicated to the preservation of fish, including the Yacqui Beautiful Shiner, but this didn't really help me much as I got back to the RV having done a few wasted miles. I wasn't in a bad mood though as first thing, it feels like it didn't count and I was excited about our end point, the whole reason for this route choice. We were heading to the Wild West - Tombstone, Arizona, the town too die. I'd decided to take the route via McNeal, rather than the one via Bisbee (The place recommended by our Swiss biker) which involved over 3000 feet of climbing in a few miles. There'll be enough mountains I can't avoid on this trip and well, sod it, I felt lazy!

The now Arizona spoilt Richard Beer wasn't as happy with his run today as the scenery wasn't quite as grand on the run he picked, there was a lot more of up than down and more traffic. I assured him, like Crocodile Dundee that THIS wasn't traffic. Maybe I'll get the opportunity somewhere on our shared journey to go “Now THIS, is traffic!”. A wicked wind was in our favour fortunately and as a measure of the strength of it, a tumbleweed encountered at the end of our run was caught down the road three and a half miles later after a half hour break! Rumours that the quality of our jokes influenced its progress are unsubstantiated. The road to Tombstone was a long and winding one, passing High Lonesome and Wild West Roads and many, many roadside posters telling us who was worthy of a vote. Not too many for Hillary in these parts! My arrival into Tombstone was pretty low key. No posse riding after me, no sheriff waiting to take me in, just Nads and Beer wanting me to hurry up so we could explore. I stopped for the day, running wise, at the scene of the gunfight at OK Corral in 1881, involving the Earp brothers (Including full-on badass Wyatt Earp, who only went to Tombstone for a quiet retirement), Doc Holliday and the naughty Clanton brothers and took place over 30 seconds at a range of SIX FEET. Christ. I never want to be in that situation. I wouldn't even want to be within six foot of a fist fight, thank you very much!

The big fight of the night was of course taking place in New York City and our plan was to head to a saloon to watch the results come in. As we wanted to be fair to all the establishments we decided to eventually visit four of them. Our first and last, was Doc Holliday's Saloon where our bar ma was actually called Forrest. He joined the army a few weeks after the film came out. How did you think that went for him? He said it was pretty appropriate his initials were FML. As we were telling him about the run and were writing some details down for him, a voice rumbled out to my right. “I'd sure like one of those”. The voice came from Marlin, a retired horse trainer, and musician who'd moved to Tombstone from Washington state. He'd been born 150 years to late he said and I wasn't going to disagree! Our meeting ended with me running out with the bag of dresses he told me he'd get into hot water with his missus if he left it in the bar, just before he got into his taxi…

we returned to DH's at the end for a couple more of the beers originally brewed in Tombstone (Now in Bisbee, of course) as a liquid equivalent of popcorn for the big show. Sat, incidentally, with some of the Roush Fenway Nascar team who were on their way to Phoenix, it appeared that things weren't going exactly to plan for the Democrats and as the fat lady began to go through her warm-up, the owner of the bar, whose allegiances were pretty clear offered everyone in the bar, shots. Of course, we are a professional athletic outfit, so we politely declined and retreated to the shelter of our beds, poker faces firmly on.

Start: 7 miles short of McNeal, on Highway 191. Finish: OK Corral, Tombstone. 37.2 miles

Total: 1580.44 miles

Oatmeal for breakfast, New Mexico for lunch. Days 47-50.

Now hopefully I've managed to get the video up I spoke about in the last blog and you're more than aware I had a good bit of eye make up on. The next morning, I still have this eye make up on. Much to Nads' amusement I still have the eye make up on in the form of black eyeliner which makes me look like a bearded Eddie Izzard. To be fair, I quite like that comparison, especially given his penchant for multiple marathoning and general lunacy. The last time I had eyeliner on was to see Interpol in the great Glastonbury flood of 2005, where I emerged immaculate from my tent in black suit, shirt and tie with slicked hair and a brooding gaze, when everyone else looked like they'd been mud wrestling. I liked that too. I might start doing it more often...but I digress. After an hour of scrubbing (maybe 5 minutes, before I complained “My eyes are hurting!!”), I proclaimed that we needed to get on and we drove to the point where I was told about the road closure as a designated start point, which was slightly irritating as it meant wasting 5 perfectly good miles from yesterday, but now we were going to hug the Mexican border instead of heading further north. This meant leaving most signs of civilisation behind and this included, for my part, an absence of road. I'd chosen a different route to Nads to reach the first meeting point and two miles down this, the road ended in an abrupt manner. The local construction workers who whilst not queuing for their breakfast burritos and building this road seemed to find my questioning whether I could run further in that direction pretty amusing and told me to watch for coyotes and...Border Guards. I told them I could run pretty fast if I needed and their response indicated I might need to! Using honed man-skills and keeping the sun only burning the left side of my body, I was able to make my way across three miles of desert and scrub until I popped out under (of course) the barbed wire fence that lined Highway 9. The next mile marker down the road was 144 – this means 144 miles till the end of Highway 9 and, to all intents and purposes, New Mexico. I was intent on purposefully putting the hammer down and getting this done by the weekend.

My mind wanders a lot when I run, if I let it and with the roads being so quiet and the mountains of El Paso still over my shoulder, I thought a lot about Texas and how varied it had been. As George Harrison once said: “All things must pass” and I started to take in my new surroundings, which whilst not exactly a departure from West Texas, were pretty magical in their own right and really gave the feeling of the open road. As this was starting to sink in “it” made it's first appearance of the trip. “It” being “Born to Run”, that I'd purposefully not selected as I needed some other entity to decide the time was right. Now I know it was probably just my phone, but I do believe it was the God of Rock and Roll, Bruce Springsteen, who had said the time was right. Why was the time right? We were on Highway 9 and as soon as the song came on, so did the first sign telling me so come up on my right, above a STOP sign riddled with bullet dents. You may need to listen to they lyrics if you're not familiar and it wasn't THE Highway 9, but the tone for running more quickly thn I should had been set and continued until the end of the day where our camping spot was given the thumbs up by a friendly Border Guard officer that I didn't have to run from and who accepted my explanation for looking so fabulous in the eye department. So New Mexico here we go. We're sat in an RV, in the middle of nowhere, with not too much too do...one thing for it. Break out the DVD player, with only one thing we could be watching: Breaking Bad.

Start: Corner of County Road A017 and Industrial Road. Finish: Jct of Highway 9 and County Road A001. 36.22 miles

I felt like I was sightseeing today, maybe on a walk on the Yorkshire Moors, but just a bit faster. The previous night we'd had really strong winds and a distant thunderstorm that was just a little bit far away to be truly exciting or a photo-fest. This had woken us up a few times and it was still so blowy in the morning that I decided I'd wait until it was properly light until I got going in case it led to a vehicle-pedestrian malfunction (again, any excuse). It was still pretty cold and having neglected to bring any sort of running leggings I went for the double long sleeve top combo, with compression shorts and socks to minimise exposed skin. Fortunately, as I walk my first mile to get the legs used to moving again, it soon moved up and I ended up carrying a good bit of my clothes for the rest of the run. It stayed cloudy all day which led to some great photo opportunities. I'm building up an excellent library of open road shots and on this road, mile markers. 101, 100, 96… You may be guessing that I don't have a lot of other stimulation, but I'm not bored. I have my music and I spend a lot of my time just looking around at the panorama before me, as well as trying to work out which route we'll take when we get to Columbus, a town named after Chris himself that used to be a huge trading town, but had declined following the withdrawal of the train service. It's also famous for a raid by that cheeky bandito Pancho Villa where he came across the border, kicked up a hell of a fuss (a few people may have got killed) and legged it back to Mexico. This wasn't taken very lightly and a huge retaliation expedition set off to find him, but Pancho was an elusive sort and escaped to fight another day. We got to the town for lunch, but didn't see any places to eat immediately, so sandwiches it was. We did go to the supermarket and I picked up some Alaskan Amber Ale and some Kona Golden, making me possibly the only man in the world that day to get beers from the non-contiguous states whilst in New Mexico. We got some other stuff as well, like food. Columbus did have internet, but alas, only in an amount enough to make me frustrated at my Maps not working properly. After a three hour stress, I elected that we would stay south and go even further so, hen we reached the Arizona border, as it didn't inconvenience us much miles wise and meant we'd get to see more cool stuff. Who doesn't like cool stuff? It does mean we're staying slightly more off the grid, which is a double-edged sword, however. Heading out, I got some photo of the saloon which saw a lot of the Pancho action and also the old train station, which is now a museum, as well as a few quirky shops/installations as a few artists have moved to the area and will hopefully make Columbus famous for better reasons in the future. 12 miles down the road I found Nads and Jenny having dropped anchor, facing in the direction less likely to see us blown over by the gale that was already starting to blow. Special mention for an amazing dinner by Nads (They're all good, like, but this was ace.) of sausages, bacon, potatoes and sweetcorn all in a tomato sauce. Seriously guys, come and visit – it's like Jamie Oliver's 20 Minute Meals here!

Start: Jct of Highway 9 and County Road A001. Finish: Jct of Highway 9 and County Road A004. 36.14 miles

Something was banging all night in the wind as the Enterprise got buffeted and peppered with rain. I got up a few times to find what it was, to no avail and when I woke up, my head was banging and my sinuses felt a bit lousy. Back to bed for half an hour after some water and ibuprofen. I wasn't 100% when I got up, but I was good enough. More double layering was on the cards and after two 36 mile days, I wanted to go a bit further today. This wasn't hindered by the fact that the wind was firmly behind me and merrily pushing me through New Mexico, with a great temperature for quick running, so caution was required. It's not the worst problem to have and I certainly take it over getting slower and slower every run, but I've seen what over-exuberance can lead to already! There was literally very little to report apart from ongoing marvelling at the scenery and 26 miles were on the clock by lunch, where we were checked on by a suspicious Border Guard, which is fair enough I guess. It is his job!

After lunch, crossing into Grant County, I continued marvelling my way to a curious town called Hachita (Meaning “Little Hatchet”, which appeared to be on its way to becoming a true ghost town. Most buildings, including the church, saloon, store and gas station were closed and in disrepair and a lot of the houses were the same way, with many people living in RVs in the front yard There were a few people about, but I felt like I was intruding and didn't want to ask what it was like living there now. The place used to be a thriving community of around 800 people, serving time as a military outpost, then a smelter base but as the jobs moved, so did the railroad and the town was on borrowed time. I did see two cheery fellas riding a bike who must have been local and we both remarked on how pleasant a day it was. How British! On the way to meet Nads and finish up for the day I saw two curious bits of nature. Firstly, a 15-20cm millipede crossing the road, that of course needing rescuing from the road. I'd been told centipedes bite here and millipedes are fine so braved it with my hands, though as it eared round to have a look, I got all squeamish and dropped it unceremoniously in a bush. By this bush I saw a lone Scottish thistle in bloom – you're a long way from home wee man! That made two of us. Only one had a big bloody hill to climb, but again, it wasn't an inconvenience, it just meant I was getting more visual treats and I ran till sunset, to the 35 mile marker and a hilltop vantage point for the sun's early evening curtain call. Once again, very lucky.

Start: Jct of Highway 9 and County Road A004. Finish: Up a big hill 8 miles west of Hachita. 42.2 miles

We were expecting a delivery today. We had to pick it up in Lordsburg which wasn't on our route and needed a diversion. We planned to veer off course at Animas, 22 miles away. The tailwind had gone, but a gentle descent is never amiss. I drilled myself to get out and running early, as I wanted to be done by 1130. Grant County, where I started this morning sounds like a great setting for a John Wayne film, but Tarantino would set his Western in Hidalgo County, next up, I reckon. Nothing quirky and no appearances by Samuel L. Jackson had gone down by our first fuel stop, but almost immediately after starting again, I noted a few vehicles in a lay-by up the road, with people in day-glo and sports kit. Were they here for me? I was getting pretty excited about running with a group, actually on route, when I started to notice the odd bike wheel. Oh well, a few might ride alongside...hang on...they're all on bikes. Bubble burst. However, as one of the group rode towards me, redemption:

“Run Forrest, run!”

“Well you'd never guess...but...”

Soon the rest of the group had caught up and seemed genuinely blown away by the story, which was particularly touching as they were also on a 400 mile bike ride to raise money for the Rancho Feliz Guardian Warrior Charitable Foundation, who in a week's time will be providing food and blankets to 5000 people in need in a Mexican border town, Agua Prieta, confluent with the town of Douglas on the US side, where we heading to. Their motto is “View the past with the eye of gratefulness, the present with the eye of service and the future with the eye of responsibility”, which says it all. A good creed, indeed. The guys kindly offered to pay for a hotel room, which we explained we were good for, because we didn't want Jenny to think we didn't love her any more and then one of the peloton gave me $50, which I tried to refuse but he had none of it. I told them that Nads was up the road and she may be a safer recipient, by which time this had morphed into $100. She again tried to resist, as they were raising money for a great cause too, but such was their feelings towards my challenge they insisted. They were such a positive group, they'll achieve whatever they want to and I'd love if it you could check out their website www.ranchofeliz.com and see if you can help them at all. They helped me float all the way up to the Continental Divide at 4520ft – which separates the watersheds that drain into the Pacific Ocean, from those that head to the Atlantic. Pretty cool, I thought (cue more cheesy photos) and onto Animas, bang on time. Animas is famous in these parts for having an al conquering high school football team which has the longest winning streak in history, stretching from 1984 to 1990. Go Panthers!

So then, onto our delivery. This delivery wasn't an aid package or fan mail (fat chance!), but a living and breathing Richard Beer, Royal Veterinary College Football Club legend and the funniest singer of Common People by Pulp you will ever witness. He'd arrived on the 12:00 from LA and seeing as we thought it was the 13:00 he was waiting for us in Lordsburg station, which in the UK, we would call a Bus Shelter. We set up camp in the local Mexican cafe (Following previous advice to get Mexican in NM) to catch up whilst I got my triple order in of tacos and burritos (finishing without a pause for breath). The lady who served us was from Animas and on inquiry, informed me that 1991 was a terrible year and since then, with the added demise of the local smelter, the town's population and also the crowds for the football are down from 20,000 to the few hundred that live there now, with there only being a six-a-side football team. She felt that it had reached its lowest ebb and wouldn't go the way of Hachita, with the amount of ranches in the area. The rise and fall of these towns even in the modern era fascinates me deeply and I hope she's right in this instance. She looked at me looking like she was hoping the same thing.

Despite a mammoth 10 hour flight and an overnight “sleeper” (used loosely) train, Ricardo was up for a run, as he'd done his training and wasn't going to miss his chance. An impressive 6.5 miles out of Animas ensued and he wasn't bent over gasping for air like I've seen him on the football pitch a few times. I saw an opportunity though. It was 8 miles to the end of Highway 9. I wasn't letting that slip and had a glorious, though tough (for a mostly downhill stretch) jaunt all the way to Rusty's RV Ranch and again, cracked it before sunset. Rusty's place is frequented by astronomers due to the night-time blackout policy and no other light pollution. As the moon had decided to spoil that party for the hardcore, it was pretty quiet and we had the HOT TUB to ourselves to observe the cosmos with those Hawaiian beers we'd picked up in Columbus. I do believe this is called winning.

Start: Up the big hill 8 miles of Hachita. Finish: Rusty's RV Ranch, Rodeo. 36.2 miles.

Total: 1474.75 miles

All Things Must El Paso... Days 44-46

To be fair, I was going to say I'd had a snooze error, but I think I half deliberately turned the alarm off properly and 40 minutes later I woke up of natural guilt. Combined with some excellent delaying tactics blaming everything apart from myself, I let the day in about 9am and rolled downhill to our breakfast rendez-vous, just outside a Border Control Inspection point. They weren't interested in anyone heading west fortunately and our only engagement with officialdom was watching a dog handler try to examine his over-exuberant charge's perianal area, with little success. This was followed by a slog uphill through an area named Desert Haven, which was pretty unremarkable. I think I'm going to rename my neighbourhood “Urban Wonderland” and see what people think of that. The rest area we stopped at 5 miles westwards just inside El Paso county, was a bit more remarkable for a few reasons, not withstanding the faint whiff of urine that maybe nervous drivers needed to expel after passing the Border Patrol area. First of all, the mountain behind us looked like Jabba the Hutt, as realised by Nads and secondly, we had two vaqueros (cowboys!) pass us on horseback. I returned the favour once I got going again, about two miles downhill. At the bottom of this hill, more signs of civilisation started to appear, including street lights, houses, industrial areas and this all gave way to the major road leading to El Paso, the most westerly city in Texas. This is part of a larger urban sprawl, contiguous, yet divided from Ciudad Juarez, by the US-Mexican border. These towns formed in the gap between the Franklin Mountain range on the US side and the Sierra Madre On the Mexican side and as the name El Paso suggests, was a major route of passage, rather than the slog over the mountains. For this I was glad. Great foresight, guys!

As I got into the outskirts proper of El Paso (All American cities seem to be so spread out!) I caught sight of the two vaqueros who had once again passed us, this time at lunch, where they waved a hello through the window of the RV. Mutual road warrior respect, I reckon. This time I introduced myself and met with “Lalo” Eduardo Rocha and his fine chestnut steed, Chiquita Jones and his compadre Martín on Tamara. They had ridden 60 miles that day, putting me to shame a bit, though were equally impressed by my efforts. I was more impressed by their names. Spanish names always sound cool, like American place names (probably why the latter feature in so many songs). For example, there's a place in New Mexico, where Virgin Galactic are based, incidentally, that is called “Truth of Consequences”. Amazing. Alf Williamson from Cleethorpes just doesn't have that...oomph, does it? A big old trek through the south east of El Paso, included an actual “fruity”, shall I say, drive-in where “Couples are Welcome”. I bet. There is an ace post-hardcore band from El Paso called “At The Drive In”. I wonder if they've ever been? I couldn't linger, however and the road eventually took me to Mission RV Park, our final staging post before two nights in a hotel, but the luxury began, surprisingly here, with a hot tub, great facilities and great guys running the place – I met Willy and Alex, his son and we took the opportunity to get the camera phones out and I think meeting each other improved both of our days a little bit. It's great to have an enthusiastic response at the end of a day, when emotions can be a bit fragile and often can set the tone for the next day. The key is to try and not let the bad ends linger…

Start: Rest area 20 miles west of Cornudas on Highway 62/180. Finish: Mission RV Park. 36.1 miles

A solid day yesterday meant only 24 miles today and I was wanting to get these done quickly, so we could enjoy Halloween in El Paso. As I focused my gaze on the gap between the two mountain ranges, which are at the tail end of the Rockies, there was an obvious dust cloud hanging over and appearing to smother the two cities, as if it was a tiny Western village and a storm had rolled in. Maybe it was a cross border scrap in the middle of the night that was just calming down. Against general advice I decided to run along the border for a bit as I generally find most written warnings are overblown and have always figured I could talk myself out of trouble, especially with a Scouse/English/Australian accent. Probably. Anyways, unsurprisingly, the trouble never cam, despite me running the wrong way down a busy road in front of a border guard and under the bridge that seemed to be taking a huge number of lorries from the Mexican side to the US with not much going the other way. There may not be the much vaunted “wall”, but the security is pretty tight, on either side of the Rio Grande, which forms the border in this area, with high fences, barbed wire and search lights. It made me a feel a bit uncomfortable to be honest. I finished my 15 mile run (I know, against medical and well-versed running friend's advice) at the office of the El Paso Times, where Victor Martinez, crack reporter, had agreed to postpone his lunch to talk about the run. He wrote a fantastic article which you can find here: http://www.elpasotimes.com/story/news/local/2016/10/31/runner-england-recreates-forrest-gump-run/93077952/

I had a bit of a delay as I had forgotten to charge my Polar M400 and I refuse to run unless it's taking score. Fortunately the guys at the front desk allowed me to charge it there and headed out for a quick muffin and a huge Dr Pepper at the local Greyhound station. Whilst this was an excellent idea in terms of providing a good calorie balance for the upcoming run, I could tell it wasn't sitting right and as I began a brutal climb up N. Mesa towards our hotel, I could feel it getting up to mischief. On the route, coincidentally was Up and Running, El Paso's specialist running shop. I mused a mile or so before I arrived that it should be called Up and Up and Up and Running, but I guess sign writers charge by the letter. I wanted to introduce myself as I was coming for a run with their regulars the next evening and they'd also kindly agreed to let me have some stuff posted there. Chris, the owner, was a dead ringer for Richard Branson, a huge sports and Dallas Cowboys fan and had the foresight to open his store next to two bars and a brewery, so I knew we'd get on well. My first encounter however was with Henry Veloz – The Soleman, who was fitting insoles for a lovely lady called Veronica who was trying to get back into running after a big ordeal in the past with shin splints. Henry was very interested in the run – so much in fact he noted the same imbalance, that James the chiropractor had (and corrected) in Austin, had returned. He checked out my shoes and while he was happy with them, he though I might need a little alteration and pledged to make me some insoles for free when I returned the next day. Some more of that Southern hospitality!

I set off with the plan of popping in to the bar we were all meeting up after the run tomorrow to say hi, but this plan was ended pretty quickly by blinding, bent double double cramps, with a couple of little sicks thrown in. 5 miles, 3 of them uphill, in the hot sun, checking my watch every 100m to see if that was a mile yet. Many, many checks later, I got to the hotel, where a concerned Nads was waiting for me. Unfortunately my recovery was too slow to allow us to get across the city to the Halloween Parade that was taking place, but we did head in later for a little nose around the centre, which seemed very quiet, though it was quite weird (to a Brit), that lots of trick or treating was going on in shops. Talk about “Give my kids sweets, or you'll never see me back” ransom demands! There's no hiding behind the couch with the curtains closed here, people! We planned to go to a Halloween late night Art Gallery night at a local former saloon, which is rumoured to be haunted, but decided to check out a local veggie friendly craft beer place called the Craft and Social. If this was a Google review, it'd be a five star one. Great food, great beer and even better chat with Corey #1 – bartender extraordinaire and Corey #2 – an eccentric, talkative new-age thinker who was travelling around the US on the equivalent of Greyhound airmiles and was heading to a retreat in New Mexico where all would hopefully reveal itself. He once had David Bowie slam the door in his face whilst doing door-to-door canvassing. He admitted he wasn't very good. I think New Mexico will be more his alley. I feel we'll see him again and I'd definitely go back to the C+S to see Corey #1 and his wares if I was back this way. Oh yeah, the Art Gallery was closed two hours early when we went back. Sad face.

Start: Mission RV Park. Finish: Days Inn West, El Paso. 24.02 miles

The best thing about staying in hotels is the fact that you get breakfast, which sort of gives an excuse for a bit of a lie-in, even though it's usually available from 6am. Today it didn't matter anyway as we were only planning on doing about 11 miles as we were off running with the Up and Running Crew later, so Being near the Rio Grande in this area of El Paso meant being very near the New Mexico border too and there it was. The Land of Enchantment lay before me. The scheduled brass band and civic ceremony that I'm sure was arranged to commemorate my crossing of Texas must have been a bit late, so I made do with a fella selling chillies and watermelons, which was more my style anyway. I carried on to the next meeting point via an industrial estate, up a big old hill and met Nads coming in a direction she shouldn't have been coming from. “Road's closed.” “Nah. It'll be fine for me, I'll just give it a go.” Despite Nads expressing strong doubts to that fact I progressed onto a gravel, then dirt road for a few miles until I found a sign that made it clear here was no advancement beyond this point. I backtracked and found the next road blocked with barbed wire, but crucially no verbal explanation as to its presence, so rolled under it like a sweaty, short Daniel Craig and ran on the conclusion, climbing over a gate at the end that declared my presence on the other side may not be to some peoples' liking. Hey ho. Nads was waiting with a stern look as many police cars had eyed Jenny suspiciously on passing and the road that was due to take us to Deming looked like gravel all the way, which is not an RV's friend. A reroute was required and this was not on our list of things to do today. I planned to muse on this in the pool...but it was cold. I'm getting soft. With this latest first world problem, we got ready to head downhill to Up and Running and on a bus, too! There we would open our early Christmas presents of a huge number of Nakd bars (1 of your 5 a day and all vegan, so whenever I eat one, it makes me a better person.) from the same guys behind Trek bars (which are similarly karma boosting) and a goodie pack from Bubba Gump Shrimp Company, for some of the promotional work we'd done for the Gary Sinise Foundation and because I'd run a whole heap o' miles! I liked it so much I'd ran 'em for free. There was a good group of about 25 -30 people, including John, a new guy who was just trying to get back into shape as well as the regulars and of course Chris and Henry. Shawn, who'd put us in touch with Chris had also come down to say hi, even though she was shying off running that night! Two of the group, Martin and Maria had seen me running about 60 miles short of El Paso, as they were returning from a race at the weekend and had been completely confused as to where I'd come from and where I was going to – which is how I like it. We had a gentle jog around the El Paso western slopes and then a group of us went to Ode brewing for a couple of beers brewed on site, with us sneaking in some ace tacos from Mark's - another haunt of Chris'! We even got bought a couple of beers by a serving soldier who'd had the favour paid to him a couple of weeks back! We finished the evening at the Hoppy Monk with Chris and Henry leading the comedy banter, with David, another regular, pledging his unwavering support for any plight we may find ourselves in, wherever it may be (including Montana!). He completely meant it and had only two beers so the sincerity was really impressive. We then received a welcome lift home off Richard Br...I mean Chris. We promised to stay in touch and this might not be the last we see of Chris on this adventure. I hope not. Feeling buoyed by a great evening I decided now was the chance to do a late night musical video shoot. I can't wait to share it...whenever we get some decent internet. This did mean a finish close to 0100am and with an early start planned, my fatigue was a worry. My head hit the pillow and I was already dreaming of Texas shaped waffles

Start: Day Inn West El Paso. Finish: Corner of County Road A017 and Industrial Road. Miles: 14.7 including run with Up and Running Crew

Total: 1323.99 miles