Applying Some Pressure. Days 60-63

Our illuminated orbiting friend was still up when I got out and about super early. I'd given myself this early start as I have an aversion to death by exposure in most desert environments and the Sonoran desert is no exception. I'd planned to run a marathon, unsupported through said area. This wasn't a deliberate test of strength however, just a necessity to avoid an extra 24 miles by road. I felt it was do-able and to be honest, I was a bit excited about it, almost as if it was a race and my opponents were my bottle, the terrain and the weather. There was also the complete unknown over whether I would get to a point and not be able to continue because of a barrier or scary trespassing signs. This was what had made me strangely quiet and unusually prepared in advance. I Got my morning run out of the way – a little 7 miler which weirdly got me to the settlement of Mobile. The thought of finishing, or being finished in a place that bore the same name as my start point was not lost on me. It was a strange place, seemingly only consisting of a fire station, a primary school and a huge landfill (I think?) site, with no real signs of houses. I'd budgeted for 4.5 litres of water, carried in a rucksack and waist pack bladder and a bottle for emergencies. I joked it'd be easy to fill with the last of my clear-looking pee in case of real strife. Half-joked? I carried 6 Nakd bars and 8 SiS gels as a nutritional source and set off, avoiding an area that had a faded “No Trespassing” sign and headed down the sandy road, towards Highway 85. The marathon distance by the way (26.2 miles) was completely co-incidental! The road did exist the whole way, bu by “road” I meant, slightly defined sand/trail track alongside the Espanto Mountain Range which a hosted a grandstand of onlooking Saguaros. I elected not to have breaks as such, to limit time in the sun and just walked my refuelling stops. The run felt fairly tough, but no major obstacle to my passing occurred and towards the end I felt good enough to do a bit of fun filming. After 3 and a half hours or so, I worked out that the shimmer in the distance was in fact the 85, about 3 miles away and managed to get there in a sub-4hr pace, before Nads and Beer. I ran out of water right at the end, which doesn't seem like a bad thing, but I'd probably not taken enough with me as I was starting to feel a bit rough by lunch, though this was temepered by my high spirits at being alive and also my pace, so I was more than happy to do another 6 or so miles with Beer to a lovely quiet off-road spot, just south of the Gila River and what looked like a lot of greenery in the distance. Nads pulled out a winner with a proper cowboy dinner of sausage/bacon and pasta and we toasted life in general. Very nice.

Start: Estrella Sailport. Finish: Highway 85, just south of Gila River. 39.95 miles

I was worried how I'd pull up this morning, with doing such a big stint without a rest yesterday, but there was no major soreness, which I was happy about. What I wasn't happy about however, as I crossed the Gila River was my initial balloon joy at seeing two different species of heron – the first time I'd seen waterbirds since early Texas, being popped by seeing that the Gila River was pretty much two puddles. The upset wasn't immediate, as I'd seen enough dry rivers in Arizona, New Mexico and Texas to last me a lifetime, but the fact that the greenness was in surrounding farmer's fields, where huge canals had diverted the water to fuelled a mixture of sadness and a fair bit of anger. Now I have to qualify this by admitting I don't know how long the farmers had been there and whether they always used to be able to use the Gila's water and upstream projects had taken away the volume they needed, rendering them blameless, to an extent, but regardless, someone has to surely answer for this. In my opinion, we can't just put water where we want it to be just because it's convenient or facilitates settlement of arid areas. Leave them alone, live somewhere else, or live within the means of the system, don't start water-intensive industries and think things through before acting. I've also recently found out that the Colorado River, which shaped the Grand Canyon doesn't even reach the sea any more because too much water is taken out of it before it gets there. Isn't this incredible? How hasn't something been done about this? Anyways, solutions for problems such as this are a bit beyond my limited non-running schedule currently, so I'll solve this after the run.

Being joined by Richard Beer is always a good way to improve the mood and it was a buoyant Dickie that put on his racing boots as he was about to break the 100 mile barrier of his trip as we passed by a town (Gas station) called Hassayampa, which he said made him want to run like Bez from the Happy Mondays in a tribute to legendary Manchester nitespot, The Hacienda. He didn't by the way, because we forgot. Ho hum. He saluted his century in time honoured cricketing style, raising his bat (shoe) to the assembled crowd (Me and a fertiliser factory) and getting on with the run, like a true professional. People were heard to remark it was a gritty century, devoid of flair, but one that got the job done. Like a true pro. Our second run (I told you he was getting good) was spent often looking over our shoulders at a guy hanging out of a helicopter in some sort of military exercise, with the chopper looking like something out of the A-Team opening credits. Beer must have been feeling like he was Hannibal (though I felt Murdoch more likely) as, after I'd done another quick solo run, he decided it was time for a THIRD run to give him 18 miles for the day and aid his quest for 140 miles by the end of his stay, if he got another 6 miles in that night. He was feeling better than me for sure, as the exertions of the previous day were starting to just get to me. My legs felt a bit heavy and I just felt a bit weary “inside”, but those miles were still part of my plan and we headed in the direction of Salome along the Highway. Now after a couple of miles, the highway engineer had decided that it would be a better idea to tarmac the side road (taking 13 miles to I-10), rather than the actual highway for some reason which was four miles shorter. Beer reminded me that Nads would not want to take Jenny on there and I called it quits, as I had no intention of doing an extra four miles that night that would still leave me 9 miles to go to the same point as if I started at the dirt road the next morning. Impeccable logic and one that my legs fully agreed with. I'd also had a “shoe-off” moment today, as I passed the distance it would take for a crow to fly from Mobile to Santa Monica – 1790 miles. This called for a night out. Fortunately where we stayed, at the crossroads settlement of Wintersburg there was a great little Western bar called the Tin Top which did the nicest steaks (and tiniest side salads), super staff and a great jukebox. Dirt road disappointment would not dominate our evening.

Start: Highway 85, just south of Gila River. Finish: Junction of Courthouse Road and Salome Highway. 28.55 miles

The aforementioned disappointment returned slightly in the morning as I was four miles behind a schedule that no-one knew about. I was determined to get to the Arizona/California border before 11am on Saturday so we could completely cross a state with Beer and I was equally determined to get to a town called Quartzsite for Friday night. I'd resolved to put in some big miles and felt a 40+ miler was doable, despite the niggles I'd been having. The dirt road itself was great to run on, I only saw two cars and could run in the middle of the road with no issues. Nine miles later, I met the guys, getting to the meeting point first. This was a meeting point to remember, despite it being a non-descript gravel lay-by. This was the first place I'd seen a sign with an arrow pointing towards Los Angeles. It suddenly all felt very real – I'd not really had a feeling like that since the first day, heading out of Mobile thinking “What am I doing?”, but now this was more “What have I done?” in nature. Whether it was this, or just the shorter day yesterday, I was feeling great, unlike Beer, who after a big meal and a bad sleep felt sluggish and really enjoyed the 7 mile run being converted early on by me to 9 miles up a constant 2% gradient. I thought some music was in order and put some Stone Roses (A Beer favourite) through my phone speaker. I then thought that he needed something stronger, so played Si's motivational playlist that I'd found amazing in the Guadalupes and through this and a good amount of bloody-mindedness, he (of course) got there.

The W. Salome Highway was marked in the style of many other major US roads in that it counts down the miles to the end point and on this run I passed the 26 mile mark, a visual reminder that there was still a marathon to go even after 16 miles. I wasn't worried or inspired by this to be honest, I'd taken a view that what needed to be done, would be done and got my head down. It's hard to keep your head down, however, when the scenery around is just so great and to be honest I was in a great mood and not really feeling like I was doing much. So much so that when the Long and Winding Road came on, it hit me like a sledgehammer and gave me whole body goosebumps. I'll take these moments whenever they come as it's not always like this and I was in such a giddy state I spent the next ten minutes taking amusing photos of cacti coming out of my head, as you do. I was joined by a determined but flat Beer for the last run into Salome and felt a bit sad that while I was buzzing off the amazing red sky over the mountains in the east as the sun went down, you could tell that this was a run that he just wanted done and dusted, so dusted it was. I think I'd frustrated the guys by doing a big stint today as Nads doesn't like finding somewhere for Jenny in the dark and my remarks that there had been adequate time to find one earlier in the day - despite being true - didn't go down well, but after I'd done a final mile as they headed to a likely spot to drop, there seemed to be no fall-out and I think everyone had written it off as just another on-the-road issue that wasn't worth stressing about. I'm glad we can do this, as despite a couple of mini bust-ups, it's been pretty harmonious most of the time!

Start: Junction of Courthouse Road and Salome Highway. Finish: Western edge of Salome. 42.53 miles

Still able to reach our Quartzsite goal for the evening, another 40 mile day was needed and I was feeling a mixture of relief and huge amusement at the stretch out of Salome which was a glorious downhill via a mountain pass. I asked Beer if he'd noticed it at the first meeting place, a town called Hope, with a big smile on my face. He had. He was less amused by this. I was amused on two counts by the sign on leaving, that stated “Your now beyond Hope”. I'm also now praying I don't misplace any apostrophes for the rest of this blog…

I have a particular routine in the mornings that revolves around the number 2. No-one wants to be caught on a road with no cover and I have to say my routine has been very successful so far. I was only a couple of miles into my run with a rejuvenated Beer, on his last day of running, when I informed him that this morning could only be viewed as a limited success and I was in a degree of trouble. As luck would have it however, as I was almost beyond hope (See what I did there?), I could just make out a Mexican restaurant. Now the thought of a Mexican restaurant being open at 9am in the UK might seem preposterous, but here, it's an acceptable breakfast. This is a concept I now fully advocate in all areas of known ultrarunning activity. They kindly allowed me to use their facilities and I tried to catch Beer fairly quickly as we were going to have another joint musical adventure. However, 500m down the road, I realised I'd left my phone in Dos Amigos and had to return, leaving me with what was probably an unbridgeable gap to Dickie before our scheduled break. I put the hammer down as best I could up a conveniently placed hill, but my speed has taken a knock physically and also mentally, with me being concerned about running out of steam that day and also not wanting to cause another injury, so it wasn't a quick process. Coming up to the 5 mile mark I saw Beer running at one point about a quarter mile in front and realised I'd get him. He reckons he'd slowed down a lot and done some stretching...yeah yeah! I will admit to seeing him running backwards for about 30 metres. I think the sun had gotten to him, or maybe he was just de-mob happy. He was certainly keen to get done, with his second run being immediately after the first, all the way to a mostly RV-park based town of Brenda (Cool name!) where we had lunch. He was heard to say “If anyone sees me near a pair of running shoes ever again, they have my permission to shoot me!”. We know what happened the last time a sportsman said that. Place your bets for Tokyo 2020 now people, you'll get great odds.

After lunch I had a thorny issue with the I-10. I'd worked out a route that had me having to cross it (naughty!) to get on to Gold Nugget Road. The road I followed was a real dirt track special, but my last bit of wild Arizona, so I wasn't complaining and took me alongside the I-10. I checked the map and despite me not seeing any turns I was actually a lot closer to the main road and not on the marked route at all. Sometimes where these roads go across dry river beds the river bed becomes the dominant feature and I'd obviously just followed this and now I was given what seemed like a present. I could make my way back to the road, or I could go UNDER the interstate via a storm drain that I could stand up in. I could make my way across to Gold Nugget Road, where I would obviously find my fortune and fund the next leg of the trip. What a result! However, this wasn't how it turned out. If any of you saw my Facebook live vido I ended up on a ridge stuffed with Teddy Bear Cholla (Actual name!) cacti that Michelle Hawk had warned me about. These guys stick to anything, like fleshy bits and have barbs. They also throw off segments that I now know love running shoes and start their journey into your feet as soon as they touch base. There were also a lot of rocks, holes and I imagined lots of rattlesnakes in the area, so I was not overly happy. I decided to channel this into filming what may have been my last video on earth. Fortunately I eventually escaped this prickly situation and got to the guys, albeit half an hour late. The lateness continued as the final 10 miles stint was on terrain that I would liken to a dune buggy course, but with more loose rock and sun at a height that meant you had to look at your toes to see anything. Not pleasant.

I saw our venue for the evening - a place called Silly Al's (For long time readers, you may remember Crazy Al's, in Louisiana. This was perhaps a slightly more restrained cousin) as I trudged the final mile to the RV, but that was it. Beer was done and I'd made it on time. We were in with a shot of the border. Like true athletes we had a big pasta dinner at Silly Al's washed down with nice isotonic Blue Moons and a special Blueberry ale with added blueberries, because, they contain anti-oxidants and this made it good for me. Nads was getting a bit tired as the awesome two piece band (Gypsy Wagyn) started to play, but was revived enough to stay till closing time. This was a relief as the real reason I wanted to get to Quartzsite was arriving very soon. We'd gotten back to the truck stop and were joking about the fact that supposedly RV's aren't overly welcomed by truckers (We've had no trouble) and I said we'll probably get someone hammering on the door. Cue said hammer and Nads' eyes widening in fright. Enter MY surprise guests – Jamie Wignall (former bandmate, football teammate, eternal mate) and Luli Petersen, his special lady whom he met whilst both studying at LSU in Baton Rouge and part facilitators of my connection to Coach Khadevis Robinson! They'd travelled 4 hours from LA to spend the weekend with us, for Jamie to do some miles and hopefully soften the blow of Beer's departure. It's not just Nads that can do surprise arrivals!

Start: Western edge of Salome. Finish: Pilot Travel Centre, Quartzsite. 40.48 miles

Total: 1911.62 miles

Run. Football. Run. Moon. Days 57-59

FUNCTIONAL RUNNING DAY ALERT! Hey – they have to happen, so we'll get this one out of the way quickly. After a good night's sleep I started running still with a really sad feeling about the Marines and decided I'd have a day with no moaning and to get on with the job, just like they'd have wanted, I imagined. I do actually like this running lark, you know, so days like these really can be right up there with my favourite ones. My first run was mostly taken up with me amusing myself with the situation I found myself in, leaving Tucson, Arizona, for some California grass. After all this was the start of really getting (back) through Arizona now. The remainder of the run was all about route tinkering and after a bit of a meander, I teamed up with a slightly sore from yesterday Beer for a run along the I-10 service road. We found ourselves on a great little off road path by the train tracks, where the anacondas of the rail world regularly went past us over the course of a minute or more, before we were eventually shunted back onto the road. Onwards, onwards, Beer running strongly again until his pick-up and then time for me to just get my head down. Tunes on, shades on, stinky, neck protecting cap on, past Picacho Peak (Gotta catch 'em all!), past a cactus with more arms than Shiva and eventually on to a small town called Eloy, our second last stop and namesake of our Tombstone NASCAR buddy. Sierra Nevadas were purchased and as I was pulling on my latest rotation of shoes, what was this? It was only Dickie Beer getting laced up for his second run of the day! We decided on 6 miles as that would take me up to the 40 mile mark, pretty much and it was a good spot to get picked up on a road that didn't really give many options. I'd felt great today and was pleasantly surprised with how easy things had felt. Trust me – this isn't the norm! Beer however towards the end was feeling this one, but still managed to keep his pace (once reminded) and the customary burst at the end was still functioning (without reminder). Our reward for both putting in the miles was a trip to Phoenix, but what I had neglected to consider was the fact that these miles had meant Nads would have to drive in the dark, through a huge city, in a huge vehicle, which she was understandably not ecstatic about and I was feeling very guilty over. Like the champ she is though, of course we got to our RV park safe and sound. SHOWER TIME! Showers are not daily occurrences in the RV, even less so when there's not just the two of us as you really need to conserve water when not in a park and with Beer being the fastidious gent he is, he rushed off for his first. I followed about five minutes after. When I got back, to let Nads go, he hadn't returned. That's not too unusual but after Nads had had her fairly long shower, he still wasn't back. When he finally returned, he informed us that he had been “soaking”. I think he was wanting to impress a certain lady the following day, as the reason we were in Phoenix, was to go the NFL game between the Arizona Cardinals and San Fransisco 49ers and in the UoP stadium...there be cheerleaders!

Start: Marana Airport. Finish: Robson Ranch. 39.6 miles

It's not all fun and games, NFL or not, there was still tanks to empty, stink tanks to flush, water tanks and bottles to fill and this was done surprisingly efficiently with a team. Yes – even I, Lord of wanting to sit on my behind when not running, got involved. I sort of owed Nads that (at least) after last nights nocturnal driving instigation. Amazingly, the wonderful owner of the Park, Ang said she'd drive us to the stadium so, accompanied by her dog Loki (who I'd given the once over last night, for a few ailments) we set off for the University of Phoenix Stadium and more importantly, the car parks, where the fantastic American phenomenon of “tailgating” occurs. Now I've already seen they're very fond of driving right up people's arses (English speak, American readers – meaning very close to rear fenders), but this is altogether different. It's a mini-festival of barbecues, beer drinking, games involving drinking and others just for fun, in a really inclusive spirit, with both sets of fans mingling together happily. The English weather (and maybe partisan support) sort of stop this from happening at our football matches, so I was keen to see what it was all about. With me installed as “Chief Inserter” due to my big mouth and general lack of being backward in coming forward, we were soon hanging with insert tailgate group who had prepared a full Thanksgiving dinner that we were now sort of invited to! Well fed (Top marks to the chefs!) and a beer later we were off to continue our ligging at another tailgate, where we met Paul, a former high school champion football player who furnished us with more beer and left us with a message to check out his picture on the wall of fame inside the stadium. The stadium was immense and we had the full game experience including super long food queues, over-priced beers and lots of adverts. In between there was some cool stuff – a bald eagle flying over a pitch sized Stars and Stripes for the anthem, lots of tributes to service people and a narrow home team victory after being under pressure for the second half. There was also a huge fight in the stands, which was unexpected, but made interesting viewing… After the game we headed to a local restaurant where they wouldn't serve Nads any beers because she didn't have ID and looks so young, but guess what Mister Restaurant man? We bought extra and gave it to her! IN. YOUR. FACE! P.S. Your food was nice. This was the victory we needed and we headed for home ready to face the next day's running with smug faces on. #WINNING

Start: Phoenix. End: Phoenix. Some miles and a bit… not counted towards trip.

I was pretty pleased with myself for the fact that I was looking forward to running properly again after pretty much a day off in Phoenix where I just turned my legs over a bit to keep me going and after a great team effort to get an early morning shift on, we started back at the Ranch around 830am – early considering the long drive, but not ideal and I headed to a lovely little town called Casa Grande, where we found some free WiFi in one of our usual fast food haunts and ate very inappropriately for two people about to go on a run. We did however find a great little road that ran alongside the train tracks, affording us a pretty much traffic free route and great views of the gargantuan trains that seem to be quiet when you don't want them to be – i.e. when they're sneaking up on you, and noisy when you don't want them to be, but we'll come back to that. Obstacle #1 arrived in the form of the road just deciding it didn't want to live any more, so across the tracks we went, to return about a mile down the road, only to find Obstacle #2 in the form of a marsh deciding it didn't want the road to go on any more. That's right. A marsh. In Southern Arizona. On a road. Champion. We gave up on this and elected to take our chances with the busier road that ran parallel to this until we got to the town of Maricopa. For those not familiar with American Football, they have things called Time Outs, that the coach can call if he wants to change tactics, annoy the opposition or simply to stop the clock running out. Beer has seen that I like to employ these at regular intervals and has renamed them “Faff Outs” (If faffing hasn't reached the American vocabulary yet, it means to procrastinate) and has limited me to three a day. This will hopefully keep me more efficient in the future, but I called one here, where we repeated our earlier classy nutrition/WiFi trick and I could drink refillable Dr Pepper to my heart's content. As such, time had mysteriously vanished and I realised I was heading for a late and dark finish. The guy set off and by the time I reached Maricopa and an amazing California locomotive called the Silver Zephyr the sun was setting. I had my lights, but I really need to get one that illuminates the ground and I had yt another tricky navigate home, until I turned round and had the fright of my life as a golden fireball appeared to set the fields behind me on fire. SUPER MOON! I'd forgotten all about this and seeing it behind me on a furtive glance genuinely scared my like a Neanderthal seeing a comet for the first time and I may have sworn a little in surprise. I got back to the RV to find Nads and Beer out front, just staring. I didn't say anything either, but just put Moon by Foals on my speaker and we listened and bathed in the light and he music, until a big bloody train went past for two solid minutes blaring its horn and ruining the moment. Such is life. The moon didn't even look as super after that, but I'll always have my moment of astonishment on the run earlier and that'll do for me.

Start: Robson Ranch. Finish: Estrella Sailport. 37.37 miles

Total: 1760.11

In Search of Giants. Days 54-56

Waking up in the brave new world felt no different to any other. The sun was still shining, my sore bits were still sore and I still struggle to raise enthusiasm for anything within an hour of turning off the snooze button. At least I wasn't feeling as rough as some in the RV and starting a run at the OK Corral, albeit about two hours later than usual couldn't help but raise a smile. I did a loop of the town, because the place is just a little bit special and bumped into no other than Forrest, dressed up very smartly in jeans, shirt and Stetson, to the point where I initially didn't recognise it was him. He was remarkably fresh faced for someone who was still cracking on as we left Doc Holliday's and he was working already. Must be that military discipline! I ran past a group of Buddhist monks posing for a photo with a statue of Wyatt Earp, through the old town and past Boot Hill cemetery and onto the gradual 3000ft descent in the direction of Tucson, via Benson and onto a logistical dilemma. Arizona has a slightly different law regarding cycling on the interstate system, where it is allowed unless specifically stated that it ain't OK. I was of the opinion that seeing as I'd be running faster than some people on touring bikes it shouldn't be an issue and I have already realised I have little concern for my safety on busy roads. As a result I decided I'd give it a go, but first checked with the Arizona DoT and Border Patrol guys I encountered when I asked if I could use their portaloo… The former thought it was fine as long as there wasn't a “No pedestrians” sign (though recommended I should go back and visit Bisbee – of course) and the Border Guards said that I couldn't go on the carriageway, but the grass at the side was fine. After emerging from the town of Benson, that looked like it had unfortunately been strangled a little bit by the big chain businesses at the edge of town, no sign was present, so up the ramp I went. Cue miserable mileage, stumbling on tufts of grass, getting pricked by Mesquite bushes, avoiding all eye contact (mostly because I needed to see my footing, partially out of the feeling I was being a wrong 'un) until I finally got to a road I could run on. Get. Me. Into. This. RV. I'm done. We did get to treat Rick to his first night at a truck stop, which was a bonus. Generally it was a success I think, but the lack of an impromptu game of baseball with the truckers shattered many an illusion of his.

Start: OK Corral, Tombstone. Finish: Mescal. 32.9 miles

I said I was done. Well of course, I wasn't, because that's a long way off. I was done with I-10 though, an alternative needed to be found and via a combination of side roads, unsuccessful door knocking, some gate/fence climbing, dry river beds, service roads and other...err...thoroughfares I cracked it, James Bond style, with only two snags on my shorts and a spring in my step, for my morning outing with Rick, resplendent in the fact that he's now overtaken Paul as second biggest runner on the trip. The way he's going, I might have something to worry about as he's getting quicker and going longer. 10.3 miles today in one go and it was a hilly one! It's quite funny to me, with him not having much of a running background to hear the tales and progress through a range of issues such as knee pain (resolved), sore feet (new issue) and up and down days with muscle soreness that newbies and idiots like myself go through when they ramp up excessively. I hope I am a source of reassurance for the things he's going through and also not a bellwether of doom for what he should expect to crop up. I'll try and stay healthy!

Leaving these two after lunch I spent a lot of time on a cycle path, past a huge solar farm and flanked by cacti which made a pleasant change to a narrow shoulder and being buzzed by cars and gives you more of a chance to enjoy the now, reminisce about the run so far and plan the future. There are a number of potential plans in place, or mooted but they depend on a big number of factors, so I usually just think myself in circles, then have the same conversation with Nads later. The bonus is now I can have the same chat with Beer too. It all passes the time I guess. I'd decided on this run that I couldn't really be doing with a near ten mile run after the fourth run to take me from 33 to 43 miles for the day – the difference between staying at the Walmart and having a short run the next day, or Mr T's truck stop and being in a better place that night. Live for the now, I say, eat when you're hungry and sleep when you're tired. My next run therefore was the princely total of one and a half miles. It was lovely. Cue a dinner of a great veggie three bean chilli cooked by Masterchef himself, Richard Beer. I could get used to him being around.

Start: Mescal AZ. Finish: Mr T's truck stop, Tucson. 34.7 miles

Oh the joys of running miles that you could maybe have done the day before. My favourite. Actually it's not as bad as driving back to a place to run those miles, so small mercies and all that. More mercies arrived in the fact that there were two things to look forward to today. The first happened halfway through my second run, where I was joined by Tucson ultrarunning legend, Michelle Hawk, who, only last year won the Flagstaff to Grand Canyon Stagecoach Ultra (100 miles – count em!) in a course record, amongst her many other baubles! This wasn't going to be a jog, for sure. We met on the outskirts of Tucson and chatted over a few miles, before we were joined for the second half by Beer. I was wondering if it was going to turn into the sort of run where all sorts of people joined us, but it was more likely to have been people wanting to run with Michelle. We heard of her adventures cycling round the USA, Asia and Australia and I was persuading her to have a go at running across the USA. She seemed so fit and strong, she could have a go at the record, in my opinion (See – I'm still persuading!)… Her local celeb status got us a great photo with the Drexel Heights Fire Crew and her local knowledge warned us of certain types of airborne cacti bits, snakes and also of the excellent Sonoran Desert Museum, which was our second thing to look forward to. We parted ways unfortunately at the entrance to Tucson Mountain Park, already starting to be surrounded by the giant Saguaro cacti which were popping up on the hills and mountains like silhouettes of ancient Native American warriors, in ever greater number. It was up to me and Beer to take 'em on and this we did, up an unrelenting hill on the hottest day since he'd arrived, with my constant stopping to take photo of our large pointy green friends every 100m or so, providing an opportunity for some interval training as Beer is like a locomotive when he runs: Steady and solid progress preferred with inertia on restarting an issue!

I decided on actually spending some time not on the road and joined the guys on a tour round the pretty cool indoor and outdoor museum, so cool in fact I realised it was getting prettttty late and I separated from Nads and Beer and legged it round the last half of the park so I could get on with my run. I had 14 miles to go to our hastily designated spot for the night and as I left the car park (which had a sign pictorially informing you not to give Coyotes cookies), the sun was already dropping like a stone. I went on one of my “I don't think this road is really closed” missions, which allowed me a little more cross country and peaceful look at the Saguaro National Park than the actual road would have allowed and got away with it. I cannot tell you how unbelievable this experience was. The Saguaro (Or Giant, as you may know them) cacti grown to over 40 feet tall and here's some more handy facts for you: They only start throwing out arms when they're about 70 years old and about 12 feet tall and those with five or so arms are usually around 200 and can easily weigh 10 thousand kilos. You also get certain types of woodpeckers making nests in the ultimate high-rise, high-security des-res apartments. The rent must be extortionate – 2,000 berries a month or something. Anyways… being surrounded by these behemoths as you run is less intimidating than you'd think, seeing them massing on the hills and as the fading sunlight cast shadows on the road, the feeling of being somewhere very special was all pervading. Nadine has her favourite cacti also, by the way, but I'll let her tell you about them.

As I left my special private wonderland to rejoin the main road, it was getting pretty dark and a quick RV with the RV led to me getting my lights on and setting off for the last 8 miles, tired and visually impaired. The road was still pretty busy, but pitch black, with irregular surfaces on the shoulders so it was a combination of squinting, the old army trick of closing one eye as a vehicle approaches to stop it being light blinded and sometimes just having to stop that prevented a twisted ankle or worse. I didn't enjoy this run at all. So much concentration was needed that I had a bit of a headache when I got back to the RV (or maybe just a good bit of old fashioned dehydration) and found that we were by an airport, where unfortunately a terrible accident happened at the turn of the century where 19 Marines died in a training flight. It felt slightly strange being there and of course, being a military facility we were worried about being moved on, but I guess we were there for the right reasons and maybe Karma was in our favour this time.

P.S. Special mention to Baggins' coffee shop, which was unfortunately closed as I went past, first thing. I was hoping for An Unexpected Journey, but alas...

Start: Mr T's Truck Stop. Finish: Marana Airport. 35.1 miles

Total 1683.14 miles